Patrol Car or Liver Damage Party T-Shirt

Hey celebration master,

“There are two options tonight: cop car or liver damage” – this t-shirt is your ultimate ticket to the party! 🍻🚓

With this shirt you make a clear statement for the nights you'll never forget (or maybe you will, depending on how many shots you take). On the design you will see two signposts: one arrow points to "patrol car", the other to "liver damage". That's the ultimate choice you face on an average Saturday night, right? 😉🎉

With a wink, this shirt reminds you how important it is to keep the balance between celebration and responsibility - or not. It's the perfect choice to showcase your party philosophy to the world.

So if you're ready to have a legendary night and risk a little hangover, then this shirt is for you. Not only is it comfortable, but it's also a fun icebreaker at any party. 🤪🥳

Get the "There are two options tonight: cop car or liver damage" t-shirt now and show that you take partying just as seriously as choosing between another beer and water - not at all! 🍻🤘😄


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Raw product from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala